************************.com solved it for me! Turns out, Maytag omitted a Very Important Step when removing the door, without which it can't be reinstalled. For the benefit of anyone searching for this - before you take the door off, you need to put a nail into the little hole in the hinges to prevent them from closing all the way. If you do this, you can then follow the reinstallation instructions and they'll work fine. If you don't, you're screwed.

Thanks to ************************.com for finding the answer (for free!)

Aaron

Three and a half years later and the instructions still haven't been updated! There is no excuse for Maytag to let this issue continue to screw their customers! Anybody know how I'm supposed to get the doors back on? ??